New Neighbors

We watched as a big truck came and moved them in.

It was very exciting to watch!

Introducing

our
new neighbors,

"The Dirt Pile Family"

Ever since the "Dirt Pile family" moved in a couple of weeks ago my life hasn't been the same since.

The "nestlings" new white school socks are now brown.

Everywhere I step I feel a silt like texture on the bottom of my feet.

If you see my "nestlings" fingernails you will most likely think they aren't taught any hygiene.

The toilet lid has dirt footprints on it from the "nestlings" climbing on it to get to the sink when they come in from playing with the "Dirt Piles."

I told the "husbird" that the "nestlings" were not allowed to play at the "Dirt Piles" anymore.
He pleaded to let them play there and told me this time he would do the hour of clean up after they come in from playing.
Let's just say,
once is all it took.
They are no longer allowed to visit the
"Dirt Piles."

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What is it about dirt that attracts children and why oh why did the guy building down the street have to dump all his dirt next door?

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What do you get if you let a one year old play in dirt with a runny nose?

Brown snot.