Friday, September 25, 2009

Ten Steps on How to Get your Husband to Clean the House


One -

wait until it's football season


Two -
save all your housecleaning for Saturday


Three-
make sure that your husband's favorite college football team (BYU) has a game that night

Four-
do a happy dance when one of your husband's friends calls offering him a free ticket and a night out with the boys

Five-
quickly write out a "honey" do list

Six-
kindly ask your husband to do the things on the list before he leaves you with four kids for the next eight hours


Seven-
sit back and read some blogs while you listen to the sound of the vacuum cleaner in the distance

Eight-
pitch in here and there so he doesn't notice you reading blogs

Nine-
after he leaves take the kids out for dinner and to the park

Ten-
go home and enjoy your clean house
(at least your husband's definition of clean)





3 comments:

  1. alfredo doesn't help clean one thing>and I can't make him do it....go figure.

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  2. Be Careful, Don't push too much.

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